Thai penises reach new heights

Thanks to improvements in public health and nutrition Thai men under 30 can now boast larger wangs than their fathers. At least that’s the implication of a new government initiative, which intends to purchase larger condoms for a better-hung generation of millennials.

Currently the Thai Ministry of Public Health distributes prophylactics in two sizes – 49mm and 52mm in width. But those measurements can’t contain today’s young buck who would likely find those contraceptives suffocating. To accomodate the new man the Thai government plans to start buying larger 54mm wide products.

Ouch! That’s the sound of an older gentlemen being emasculated by junior.

“More Thai men are now over 170 centimeters tall and exceed 70 kilograms in weight. They can no longer use condoms with sizes of 49mm and 52mm,” said Pornthep Siriwanarangsun, director-general of the Disease Prevention and Control Department .

“Small condoms make them feel uncomfortable and eventually they won’t use them.”

About 230 million condoms are sold nationwide each year. The government provides about 40 million condoms annually, the Bangkok Post reported.

 



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