Fecal False Alarm: Weapons of mass excrementation not deployed

A threat that anti-government protesters would hijack official’s toilet-pump trucks and weaponize them into poop-spewing cannons has not come to pass.

After spreading throughout the virtual community online, the conspiracy was discussed and re-Tweeted so much that a BMA spokeswoman was forced to announce this afternoon that there have been no reported feces fights so far.

In a bid to quash such speculation, Tridao Apaiwong reassured the public that no toilet pump trucks have been stolen today, Sanook reported.



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