Army apologizes for masturbating soldier

A woman squeezes through a group of army soldiers blocking the BTS Asok platform Sunday. Photo: Zanyasan Tanantpapat

The military has apologized after a soldier assigned to monitor the media decided to put on his own show yesterday.

An unidentified soldier wielding an assault rifle and wearing armor burst into a Channel 9 anchorwoman’s dressing room and, before long, pulled out his other gun and began stroking it in front of the terrified woman.

By “other gun” we mean “his penis,” and by “stroking it” we mean “stroking it.”

Someone ran for help but the uniformed soldier, reportedly attached to the 2nd Infantry Battalion, decided show-and-tell time was over and fled the scene before other soldiers responded to calls for help.

Battalion commander Col. Teerapong Chutinan apologized to the woman and gave her some fruit.

Channel 9, like all television networks, hosts a detachment of soldiers stationed there to monitor their activity.

The army said it’s seeking the soldier for disciplining, Khaosod reported.



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