Auto Erotic: Man sexually assaults a Porsche in Thailand

It may be time to turn off the Internet and walk away, for these eyes have seen too much.

Despite considering ourselves savvy to all the weird things humans do, today’s footage of a man taking his pleasure from an unconsenting sports car is just too much to process.

CCTV footage captured yesterday afternoon and posted to LiveLeak.com shows, as much as our eyes want to disbelieve it, an unidentified man clearly fucking a Porsche somewhere in Thailand.

Dressed in all white, he stands at the entrance to the lot, peering in at the sleek bodies. A little shy, he hesitates, before tiptoeing back to a parking area where several cars sit. He lingers a moment, walks away, then returns.

Doing a final check that no is watching (Hello, camera!) and perhaps trying to catch the car by surprise, first he tries to go doggy style in the German-made tailpipe.

He backs off, clutching his junk. It’s entirely possible he burned his dick on the hot tailpipe.

Undeterred, he moves to the front, sticks his rod in the grill of the hot rod, and just starts working it.

It must have been awhile since he satisfied his auto-erotic needs, as he comes pretty quickly. Finally, in some kind of post-coital afterglow, he returns to the back to lay down and cuddle with the car.

Warning: You can’t unsee this. Ever.

 

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