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Proud Pattaya is Thailand’s biggest-boob city, where its women fill out a full cup size more than the ladies of Bangkok, according to an online retailer.
Based on a thoroughly credible scientific review of 1,000 bras ordered during the past 10 months, online retailer WearYouWant.com yesterday released their insights into relative breast-sizes, which is to say, Bangkok women are buying bras slightly larger than those being ordered from Chiang Mai. In comparison though, both Bangkok and Chiang Mai women go bust compared to the demanding chests of Pattayan ladies.
After being recursively indexed and adjusted for Bernoulli’s Breast Inequality principle, the results found a Pattayan chest fills 82.6 centimeters and a C-cup. Bangkok rounded out to an average of 78.5 centimeters while only requiring a B-cup, the same cup size but just a nose ahead of Chiang Mai’s 77.7 centimeters.
“I suppose there’s always some friendly banter between cities and areas on who are the best in various ways,” ruminated CEO Martin Toft Sørensen. “Nevertheless, these figures have definitely provided some very useful demographic insight.”
Anyway don’t feel deflated, women of Bangkok. You don’t have to be the breast to be the best. And even those ample Pattayan boobs fall nearly nine centimeters short of Brit breasts and near four centimeters less than Ameriboobs. Remember this data is based on only one retailer, and the men here are coming up short too.
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